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Anna Kournikova, known first for being a huge tease and second for being a decent tennis player, posed in various stages of undress for these sexy pictures in the latest Maxim magazine. 
Topless pictures of Chanelle Hayes, Lindsey Strutt, Gemma Merna, Kitty Lea, Lucy Pinder, Malene Espenson and Eva Wyrwal from Nuts magazine's "Sexiest Calendars of 2009" feature. 
Joanna Krupa is a beautiful woman, and she proves it in the most recent German edition of Maxim magazine. Even better, Germans don't consider topless women to be indecent (neither do I, by the way), so she's fully topless and revealed. Großartig! 
I didn't know who Lily Allen is, so when I saw these pictures I thought, "ATTENTION WHORE!" There's no way a nipple can just fall out of a shirt like this. Then I looked her up on Wikipedia, and decided that I was right. She is just an attention whore. But at least we get to see titties. 
Lucy Pinder is always hot, and this week's issue of Nuts magazine is no exception. This pictorial also features pictures of Sophie Howard, Sammy Braddy, Lindsey Strutt and Malene Espenson. Big tits galore. 
I don't think Kate Moss was on board with the supermodels' plan, because she wasn't in Italy and she wasn't technically topless. But she sure as hell did show off her nipples and her ass crack, for the 87th time. 
In some bizarre twist, Heidi Klum (also a supermodel), was also in Italy, and also decided to do some topless sunbathing. Was there a supermodel symposium? Is there a supermodel mafia, calling all the shots? I don't care, because I am enjoying all the topless pictures. 
It would appear that Cindy Crawford didn't get enough attention from being seen in a black bikini, so she just took it off and laid out in the sun for all to see. I have no problem with this. I will stare at any supermodel's tits any time they are willing to show them to me. 
Ever since she appeared in Playboy, I've had this crush on Carmen Electra. And she's still got it! She looks great in this pink bikini. Now if I can just get her to make a sex tape and then 'accidentally' leak it, my life will be complete. 
Holly Valance is just gorgeous all around. She's got a great body and has been super hot in every role she's played. Here she did a great photoshoot for FHM UK's September 2008 issue. Don't miss these pics. 
Denise Richards did these still photos for the upcoming TV series It's Complicated. Normally I wouldn't give a shit, especially since the whole thing is Seacrest's idea, but here she is saying "fuck me" with her eyes and spreading her legs? Nothing complicated about that except finding the lube. 
Here are some candid pictures of supermodel Cindy Crawford chilling on a boat in a sexy black bikini, including one great picture of her ass while she's bent over. She may be past her prime but from these pictures it's obvious she's still got it.
Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller, Karolina Kurkova, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, Izabel Goulart, Selita Ebanks, Isabelli Fontana, Candice Swanepoel, Julia Stegner, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, all dancing around in Victoria's Secret Lingerie? The only thing wrong with this party is that I wasn't invited. I'm firing my publicist. 
So Audrina Patridge (from The Hills) went .. uhh, well I don't really know where the fuck she went, but it has a waterslide that's apparently badass enough to scare the shit out of Tila Tequila, so it must be pretty sweet. And that pink bikini isn't hurting anything either. Update: I'm told this is the DKNY beach house in Malibu. 
Here is an excellent lingerie (and sans-lingerie) photoshoot of Jessica Jane Clement from the September 2008 issue of Maxim magazine. As is normal for Maxim, it shows nothing, but is still incredibly hot. |
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